The Gay Meme

1. How old were you when you knew you were gay?
I was around 11 or 12.

2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
No.

3. Who was the first person you came out to?
My best friend in high school. Turns out that he was Gay too!

4. Are you out to your family?
Yes.

5. Do you want children?
No. I'm quite happy being the eccentric uncle!

6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
More gay friends.

7. Were you out in school?
Yes and no. Remember, this was the late 70's-early 80's. Some friends knew, but most people didn't.

8. Is your best friend the same sex as you?
Yes.

9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them?
I married him.

10. Have you ever done crystal meth?
No.

11. Have you ever been in a sling?
No.

12. Have you ever done a 3-way?
Only in my fantasies.

13. Have you ever dressed in drag?
Yes.

14. Would you date a drag queen?
If I wasn't already married, I'd like to think that I wouldn't rule out a boyfriend for that reason.

15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?
I’ve been told that I’m a talented boy.

16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis?
Yes. A few.

17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity?
Yes.

18. Have you ever barebacked?
Just with my spouse.

19. How many Cher CDs do you own?
A handful.

20. Name of your first love?
Larry.

21. Do you still talk to them?
Once in a while.

22. Does size matter?
Most definitely!

23. Biggest turn on?
Eyebrows and arms.

24. Biggest turn off?
Cruelty and ignorance.

25. Ever been harassed due to your orientation?
Yes.

26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
Being less than the epitome of masculinity. That and show tunes.

27. Ever been to a pride rally?
Several.

28. Would you marry if you could?
I can and I did!

29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart. Youth and beauty fade, but if you're rich enough and smart enough you can buy them back.

30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
I trim them now and then.

31. Do you trim your body hair?
Once in a while.

32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
No.

33. Ever been to an orgy?
No, more's the pity.

34. Have you dated your best friends ex?
No.

35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president?
Maybe in 2016...

36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships?
Yes.

37. Do you believe in true love?
Yes.

38. Do you have any tattoos?
No. I have been FORBIDDEN to get one.

39. Do you have any piercings?
One in my left ear.

40. Would you date a smoker?
No.

41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months?
No.

42. Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
Yes.

43. Do you know what Stonewall was?
Of course!

44. Strangest place you have had sex?
Men's locker room at a public beach in Rhode Island.

45. Strangest place you’ve woken up?
I've never been so drunk that this sort of thing has ever happened to me.

46. Are your best years behind or in front of you?
I hope still ahead of me.

47. Favorite porn movie?
None that I can think of.

48. Are you in love now?
Yes.

49. Ever been in love with a straight guy?
Yes. It sucked.

50. Did you ever have sex with him?
Almost.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
No.

52. Have you ever been to a bath house?
No.

53. Ever had sex in public?
Sort of.

54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship?
No.