4 Things I need to spend more time on in my life:
1. My spouse
2. Our yard
3. Getting back in shape
4. My extended family

4 Things I need to spend less time on in my life:
1. Worrying
2. Watching TV
3. Being an introvert
4. Procrastinating

4 Things I wish I could spend more time on in my life:
1. Nooky
2. Cooking
3. Traveling
4. Reading

4 Things I love about myself:
1. My razor wit
2. My keen mind
3. My huge penis sparkling personality
4. My love of the exotic

4 Things I hate about myself:
1. My weight
2. My graying hair
3. My (occasional) nervous tics
4. My short temper

4 Things I love that I used to hate:
1. Spicy food
2. Tea
3. Swimming
4. Dogs

4 Things I hate that I used to love:
1. Dressing up
2. Road trips
3. Junk food
4. Red meat

4 Things towards which I look forward:
1. Vacations
2. Fridays
3. Each new episode of Doctor Who
4. Going out for either Sushi or Indian food

4 Things I dread:
1. Visits from my mother-in-law
2. Doing our income tax forms
3. Crowds
4. Old age

4 Things I once believed in but no longer do:
1. Organized Religion
2. The Tooth Fairy
3. The Easter Bunny
4.  That Ryan Seacrest is straight

4 Things I now believe that I didn’t use to believe:
1. Karma
2. Reincarnation
3. Kismet
4. We are what we eat

4 Things I love to do despite being bad at it :
1. Sing
2. Play Mahjong (only because I have no one to play with!)
3. Sudoku puzzles beyond the "easy" range
4. Staying out late

4 Things I hate to do but I do anyway (and rather well) :
1.  Judge people
2.  Procrastinate
3.  Be nice to my in-laws
4.  Mow the lawn

4 Things I want before I die:
1. Lose the extra weight that I'm carrying
2. Retire comfortably
3. See Gay Marriage be made the law of the land
4. Be at peace...